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(My mostly on-topic ramblings about knitting. And life in general. My life in specific.)

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I'm a middle aged mother of 2 grown children and wife to a man who doesn't seem to mind my almost heroin-like yarn addiction. I spend my time writing, knitting, and generally stressing out.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Patwoman Talks About Road Construction


Here’s what I think. I think, if it’s a Friday (and let’s say it’s Good Friday, so I know I’m not going to be working after about lunchtime anyway and then not again until Monday) it would be a real good idea to set up some orange barrels and yellow tape and stuff and restrict a major road on this side of town to one lane on either side for about 2½ miles. And, if I could get all of that set up right before lunch, for the whole stretch of road in front of the fast food places, that would be even better.

Yeah, that’s what I’d do.

And, if I were driving that stretch of road and I saw how slow traffic was moving, I think it would be a good idea to just keep going through the intersection, even if I could plainly see there was no way possible that I would be through the intersection before the light changed and that the car in front of me shouldn’t have gone because they are blocking the intersection so you know I’m really going to be blocking the intersection now.

Yeah, I’d do that, too.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Patwoman Talks About Cats And Kissing

And yes, I’m going to talk about kissing cats. (You knew that I would.)

M asked me the other day, “Do you think cats understand kissing?"

Let’s find out.




What about dogs?



My verdict: yes, they understand just fine. They’re just very, very hurtful about it.


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